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buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

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salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

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my thirst for older men is strong

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forni-kate:

when i email my instructors i always try to be so polite/intelligent and they hit me back with shit like “ok c u thurs”

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All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex.

Just with you though (via timmy)
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